Humor

 "We don't have a real tree,"

Several 'old men' raised their hands...and then their eyes widened as if they had seen a ghost.  That ghost was me - their 8th grade teacher back in 1974.  Actually, they thought I was 'old' then in 1974, but to find me still alive 36 years later seemed unbelievable.

So, I went on line to find the Netflix toll-free number, and learned a much better lesson:  "How to conduct surveys." 

Comprehensive Policy Development

Photo  -  Policy-development gone awry.

Old Guys cartoon about opinions.

However, my extensive research shows that statistically, the chances of a pastor getting shot while preaching are about the same as a voters meeting lasting less than 2 hours - slim and none!

Jenny chose the Droid and, with the counsel of the salesman and her, I settled on an iPhone.  If you want to know why, ask me sometime, and I won't be able to tell you.  I'm guessing that it must be easier to operate, but they didn't come right out and say that.

Ever get tired of jargon and those sayings some people spout at meetings?

Social networks are likely saving our county government a lot of money. 

A little hint.  Only explain this once.

'Old Guys' cartoon - Conflict Management

"It was like deja vu all over again..."

'Old Guys' cartoon.

Yes, this whole relevance thing, while certainly relevant, is a bit redundant. 

"When you were a baby and you dropped your bottle on the floor..."

Yes, I got in trouble...again.

Law and Gospel  -  Old Guys Cartoon

Luke crawled over at record speed, pulled himself up on me so he we were eye to eye and...

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