'he can quote page numbers and articles from the church constitution to show why even which way the toilet paper is hung on the roller should be decided by a congregational vote.'

Those 'aha moments' continue to surround us, and God's joy is always present if we slow down a bit and take it all in...

I recently finished reading "Eiffel's Tower," by Jill Jonnes.  Some interesting quotes I ran across by Thomas Edison and Gustave Eiffel may give you a smile.
 
"Really, what I need is a good housekeeper who..."