I'm not much of a risk-taker, but even with over a month left in the school year, I feel pretty comfortable already announcing the winner of this school year's Questionable Question Award.

It goes to.....  Well, you already know the name because each of you has someone like this in your school, too.

The award-winning Questionable Question for the 2008 - 2009 school year, taken over the phone this morning, and conferred this 21st day of April, 2009, is:

"When will the kids be getting Spring Break?"

My secretary had to break it to this parent that Spring Break was the week of April 6-10.