I was teaching 1st and 2nd grade Sunday School yesterday.  Yeah, I know - hard to picture.
 
 
"Good morning, kids.  Sunday School is the same as when I sub in your classroom during the week.  What's my rule?"
 
"NO questions!"  (That's another story.)
 
"That's right.  The church was sure beautiful this morning with all the decorations up!  Are your houses decorated?  Yes, River, do you have your tree up yet?  You do - that's great!  Is it a real tree or artificial?"
 
"We don't have a real tree," River responded.
 
"So, you have an artificial tree."
 
"Nope.  We have a fake one."